The time is always right to do what is right.
--Martin Luther King Jr
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
There are very few people who don't become more interesting when they stop talking. --Mary Lowry
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.
IRS - Be audit you can be!
Clones are people, two.
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage
Help step out and eradicate superfluous redundancy!
No sense being pessimistic. It probably wouldn't work anyway.
At the close of the service, the pastor was heard to say, "Bro. Sam, lead us in a few words of silent prayer."
Proverbs in Conflict...
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
A silent man is a wise one.
A man without words is a man without thoughts.
Look before you leap.
He who hesitates is lost.
Many hands make light work.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Actions speak louder than words.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
Clothes make the man.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
The nail that sticks out gets hammered.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Better safe than sorry.