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No Excuse Sunday

noroofTo make it possible for everyone to attend church next Sunday, we are going to have a special "No Excuse Sunday."

Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep in."

We will have construction hardhats for those who say, "The roof would cave in if I ever came to church."

Blankets will be furnished for those who say it is too cold, and fans for those who say it is too hot.

We will have hearing aids for those who say, "the minister speaks too softly," and cotton for those who say he preaches too loudly.

Score cards will be available for those who wish to list the hypocrites present.

Some relatives will be in attendance for those who like to go visiting on Sundays.

There will be TV dinners for those who can't go to church and cook dinner, too.

One section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who like to see God in nature.

Finally, the sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas poinsettias and Easter lilies for those who have never seen the church without them.






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