|A Few Words About Marriage . . .
"For others who may not know this: When the preacher says,'You may now kiss the bride,' he's only speaking to the groom." ~~David Gunter
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
In California, there's a 6-month waiting period for filing for divorce, but only a 15-day waiting period for buying a handgun... It's nice to know the government is giving us advice on how to work out our problems...
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Adam and Eve lived thousands of years BC - Before Clothing.
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I ain't done payin' yet."
Two Irishmen were talking in the pub. One said, "My wife drives me to drink." "You're lucky," said the other man. "Mine makes me walk."
Ladies, keep in mind that Bro. Ernest is not married. To give him your side of the story, or your phone number, email Bro.Ernest.