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Things you don't want to hear from Tech Support

"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

"Duuuuuude! Bummer!"serverfire

"Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n."

"Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

"We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

"Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

"Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

"Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."


For more information on computer training in the Nashville, Tennessee area, please go to:
Haywood Hills Baptist - Computer 101



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