|The Job Application
Well, they might have been:
Jesse James: "I can list among my experiences and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of sescurity measures at numerous banks."
Marie Antoinette: "My management style has been criticzed, but I'd like to think of myself as a people person."
Julius Caesar: "My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that."
Joseph Guillotin: "I can give your company a head start on the competition."
Pandora: "I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things."
Lady Godiva: "What do you mean this isn't business casual?"
Genghis Khan: "My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several small nations."
Macbeth: "Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion?"
Elvis: "My last boss and I... say, are you going to eat those fries?"